For the night is dark, and full of customers.
Clearly a poison swamp area.
Dress for the job you want
Did ye work up an appetite unseaming the foes of your liege lord from the naïve to the chaps?
When the dawn breaks, how shall ye break your fast?
The New McDonald’s MacBeth.
The only sandwich taken from a cow that trusted the butcher with it’s very life!
Would you Like Fries with That?
No but could I get extra Onions?
Wait. the Scarlet bloom will rise Once again, you will witness true horror, NOW ROT!
Wouldnt that be too long to draw from the hip like that? (Not a swordsperson)
Technically doable, but it would not be fun
That is indeed the most historically inaccurate thing in this picture, it turns out in Ye ol, McDonald’s all Burger winches carried side arms to protect against ruffians and vagabonds, and to defend the Fountain of Soda from usurpers.
That cooking sidequest at a medieval rpg.
