• Womdat10
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    1 month ago

    I was about to say that this doesn’t belong on not the onion because this is totally realistic. Then I realized this was the onion

  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    I didn’t bite the onion on this one, but only because it’s too TAME. Real life is much crazier than this.

    If it were a realistic kind of crazy, he would have done the photo shoot in Florida with alligators, and lost a finger.

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      1 month ago

      I think the JC Penney photos would actually work with swing voters. They just need a reason to not be ashamed to vote for him.

    • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works
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      30 days ago

      There’s a picture of me as a kid holding a baby alligator. You can just tape their mouth shut, the jaw muscles to open their mouths are weak, it’s closing their mouth that can crunch bone. I’m not sure the gators like it much though, lol.

      On a tangentially related note, check out Gatorland if you’re ever in Orlando. It’s a fun time and one of the few remaining old Florida tourist attractions and a perennial field trip destination for the local school kids, that’s why I’ve been there several times.