Skweezy Jibbs, is that you?
Torturing animals for fun isn’t a sport, it’s just a symptom of psychopathy.
He said he’s a harbinger of death, not of catch and release. That’s not torture, that’s eating.
Humans are animals
yeah, torturing humans is bad too
Searing hot take ⬆️
And yet many humans and animals have done such a thing since the beginning.
If you listen faintly, you can hear perhaps the world’s smallest violin playing adagio for fish
Someone wrote a song with these lyrics, very powerful
Watch out, Early Cuyler might steal that there hat right off your head.
The sea is his friend I assume? At first I thought it was the worm, but I’m certain the worm wouldn’t reciprocate any feelings of friendship with this guy.
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I see you’ve never been fly fishing
You mean the same thing except you wave the stick and line in the air a bunch too?
Wow I can’t believe you’re bashing this guy’s very genuine and sincere (and definitely not a joke) hat.
It’s way too long-winded and pompously worded to be a good joke, though. A waste of time with little to no payoff.
Congratulations, you’ve identified half of what actually makes it a joke in the first place. Keep going, you’re almost there!
Yeah yeah, it’s a lot of tedium with no payoff at the end 🥱
You should probably delete the rest of these comments too while you’re at it.
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