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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month ago

DEPLOY THE GIGA MAGNETS!

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DEPLOY THE GIGA MAGNETS!

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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month ago
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    Why do they all look like stroke victims??

    Also, what are the medals for? Least credible answer gets a prize

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      Why do they all look like stroke victims??

      I think this is AI slop. Reverse image searching leads here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAQrbjDzP6o and the top comment is even the lemmy OPs joke.

      • too_high_for_this@lemmy.world
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        God damn it I’m so done with this world

      • Fox@pawb.social
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        I fucking hope it’s AI lol, it looks like a theme party in a retirement community.

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      Also, what are the medals for? Least credible answer gets a prize

      Valor in battle

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        Sharing skills and experience with junior officers.

    • mitchty@lemmy.sdf.org
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      North Korean medals are for years of service without being sent to labor camps by dear leader. They’re like Xbox achievements and get progressively harder as time goes on.

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      Also, what are the medals for? Least credible answer gets a prize

      Cheese making. It’s not credible because they have never seen milk, let alone cheese!

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        This is false, generals are raised on Kim’s breast milk, which turns into cheese upon leaving his glorious nipple.

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          I’m sorry, I forgot about the Dear Leader’s nipple cheese

          ummm...

          That is not a phrase I expected to type today

          Also it’s my new band name

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      Also, what are the medals for?

      Being on the same team as the great dear leader, who obviously always won every game ever

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      Platemail.

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      ever seen us generals? that have shit to of awards and ribbons for what i don’t even know

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