Oh, they’re metaphorical rainbows that live in our hearts, and shine brighter with each passing quarter as corporate profits continue to inflate to record highs, stimulating an internal sense of pride & joy to be working for such a successful company.
Why would anyone want money in exchange for labor, when they can just have butterflies, rainbows, and hugs?
You’re getting paid rainbows as well? Must be nice to be so rich! Are you guys hiring???
Oh, they’re metaphorical rainbows that live in our hearts, and shine brighter with each passing quarter as corporate profits continue to inflate to record highs, stimulating an internal sense of pride & joy to be working for such a successful company.