• davidagain@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      Oh shit, that was meant to be a dm.

      Never mind. Own it. Own it.

      Yeah, I’ve got nothing to be ashamed of… No, no, that’s not always true, post-nut clarity and all that.

      Er, we all have needs, and sometimes… No, no, that’s a bit entitled.

      A mouth’s a mouth, and what two consenting adults get up to in their garden shed is of no concern to anyone. Yeah.

      Just as long as its out of view of the window so Mrs Stephenson next door doesn’t get a bit of a surprise when she weeds the rose bed.