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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 months ago

Anon has a plan

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Anon has a plan

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 months ago
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  • WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Would work until the penguin pop. is too small and then they start dying out again

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      So then part of the program needs to be penguin Viagra to keep the numbers up

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        Crude dark matter oil should do the job.

        Penguin spanish fly.

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          I’m almost mad at myself for not making this joke originally

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      Listen to this. How about we get a big boat, put the surviving penguins inside and ship them to the Artic!

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        Ahh the good old switcheroo

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