Not you. The real choice should be obvious.
Pff. Jellico Lite is far inferior to Jellico Prime.
Perhaps objectively, but for my own irrational reasons I’ve got to rep my man Shaw!
Thank you. It’s not hard at all.
I find it fascinating that Janeway seems to swing between being everyone’s favorite and everyone’s most hated captain. I personally think she’s awesome and she’s one of my favorites.
She’s amazing. Janeway’s the captain that faces a Kobayashi Meru every few episodes and keeps coming out on top (occasional losses in personnel and ethical/moral core notwithstanding).
Ye, I’ve heard one of the biggest complaints people have is that they feel like she plays into the “hysterical/impulsive woman” stereotype, but I don’t really see it that way. She’s a captain who got thrown into the abyss and is trying to get her way out. I’ve seen people comment on how she threw out the prime directive almost immediately, or that she made decisions that made their trip home longer; compared to Picard who never makes a mistake. Sure, she made some dumb decisions, but comparing her to Picard (who’s basically perfect) isn’t remotely fair.
Picard is a highly decorated captain running the Federation’s flagship in possibly the comfiest position a federation officer can hope for; with a charisma strong enough to answer any conflict with “I think this was all just a big misunderstanding.”
Janeway is a captain of a small ship with a crew intended to hunt down insurgents before getting iseki’d to the delta quadrant, killing a large chunk of the original crew and forcing her to team up with the insurgents.
And yeah, of course she’s gonna throw out the prime directive; she’s going to throw out the entire book. Any good captain would immediately realize that Starfleet regulations work in “”“civilized”“” space, but the further into the unknown you go, the less the regulations make sense. Like, what, was she supposed to just sit there and wait for backup the moment they ran into a problem bigger than them? Yeah, that’s a great idea, we’ll just wait for Picard to swoop in and tell everyone it was just a big misunderstanding and then Janeway can be on her way. He’ll be here soon. Just aaaaanny day now…
Imo, Janeway is a very human (and imo, badass) captain and it’d be more fair to compare her to Kirk than Picard, Sisko or most other captains; and imo she did a much better job than Kirk. At least she wasn’t being a sex pest to everyone they met.
When Janeway wants something done, she gets it done, Jane’s way.
She takes “Cowboy Diplomacy” and turns it up to 11.
s7e7 “Body and Soul”
Well put, she is my favorite as well. The whole setting is just so cool and somewhat what I expected/hoped S3 of DIS to turn into when they started with Burnham and Book alone on his ship…
I thought Voyager had great characters - it was the only reason I watched the show. I always found the premise of the show to be very uninteresting. But that’s just my personal taste.
Picard never hit me
Wrong show - this is Star Wars, can’t you read!? :-P
Best captain in all of Star Trek? That’s easy.
Captain Proton!!!
Can’t mention Proton without Queen Arachnia.
The captain proton stuff made me think they should have done that episode with Naomi Wildman’s holodeck stories as a mix of live action and animation, like Mary Poppins or Who Framed Roger Rabbit. They don’t really have fun with what is possible in a holodeck that much. The black and white stuff in Tom’s always made me want to see more crazy stuff.
I love this nonsense side quest stuff that showcases how the characters want to have fun. It really adds to a character to know if their idea of a good time is bikini beach babes and cocktails or living out some Sherlock Holmes novel. It also allows for some humorous over the top antics and outfits!
I like Kirk for being just an old school Hollywood action dude.
I like Picard for his diplomacy skills.
I like Janeway because she doesn’t fuck around.
I like Sisko for all of the above, and also having the balls to sock Q in the face.
B-b-b-b-b-but what about m-m-m-…
Yeah, it’s fair. :-D
I don’t know why this image came to my mind… I guess he’s supposed to be jealous of all the attention that he hoped would go to him? :-)
It is hilarious that you could read those words in any order and it would still work for him there.
The Fuck What Guys?
Guys The Fuck What?
The What Guys Fuck!?
I am fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon, and the question is not that hard.
Khaaaaaaaaaan!!!
Oh definitely he would pick Kirk, without a doubt. :-P (/s b/c that’s not what you meant but… also not b/c that’s totally what Kahn would do)
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Both are gross towards women but Picard is a little bit less gross.
Nah, Picard was the gross one. He made the decision to date a subordinate in Lessons, and it ended with the woman in question transferring to another ship.
Kirk pointedly kept it in his pants when it came to the women under his command (unless he was under the influence of an alien virus, or artificial memories, or personality altering transporter accident…)
I forgot about that episode. TOG was still more difficult for me to watch though due to the way Kirk talks about women when they’re not present and the way he watches them when they walk away. But it’s not a race, kirk and Picard can both be gross.