I was so excited with crumbl opened up by me. We waited two weeks to let the lines die down a little. I went in ordered from the little kiosk. Spent an incredibly large amount on it a box of cookies.

I love soft crumbly cookies. They were expensive AF, so I was really stoked.

I took them outside sat down at the table with my family and we each tried them. After the first bite we all looked at each other, kind of frowned in almost in unison said they’re okay.

They’re sweet, bland, just really overrated. I’d say that most grocery store bakeries probably make a better cookie.

Crumbl is as artificial as it gets. Test-marketed and focus-grouped to death, run through social media, some kind of awful amalgamation of online recipes, run it back through focus groups etc. etc. They’re not selling a cookie, they’re selling marketing and hype, and it’s gross enough to keep those alive for five days.

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Not reading your article, fuck off

If you spend nearly $20 for a single cookie, I kind of feel like you get what you deserve.

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