So this week coming I’ll be working nights. Actual nights. My job involves walking around a public building collecting things. I can say too much as I dont really trust the internet to protect me from my bosses and my leftwing views. My employer is a bit too well known.

I earn minimum wage here in the UK. I walk 10 miles a day just in the job. They’ve offered me 50p more an hour plus a lump sum of a coupla hundred for coming in at 9pm and doing 8 hours of this malarky. It’ll be me, a couple of cleaners, a security guy.

My manager, £70k a year has been boasting to highers how he’s “solved” a few of our problems. Fuck me I’ll be using your wifi to watch internet videos if it ends up being boring with nothing to do.