A pox on our society! They’re a crutch! Kids spend so much time on these things, and they never learn to walk or run properly! Why, back in my day, a man could run all day using only his feet, and travel all the way to the next village! Now with these “wheels,” kids are lazy. Sure, they get there faster, but they’re stuck on the roads and can’t travel through the jungle.
They’re all going to grow up with atrophied legs and soft, squishy feet. It’s a corruption of society, I tell you.
A pox on our society! They’re a crutch! Kids spend so much time on these things, and they never learn to walk or run properly! Why, back in my day, a man could run all day using only his feet, and travel all the way to the next village! Now with these “wheels,” kids are lazy. Sure, they get there faster, but they’re stuck on the roads and can’t travel through the jungle.
They’re all going to grow up with atrophied legs and soft, squishy feet. It’s a corruption of society, I tell you.
They should be banned.
And don’t even get started on the weird coverings they wear on their feet. “Aww the ground is so hard” they complain.
Bunch of soft-footed wimps.
So… do they ride on the dogs? Sorry, I’m still not getting the whole concept.