I’ll start.
It’s tragic how many terrible things that President “Smokin’ Diamond” Joe Biden has had to allow to pass because there simply isn’t enough of a majority to overcome GOP opposition to everything. If only there were some common-sense bills could be passed, with bipartisan support, then maybe we could remember that this country is already great, mend the divide, and get back on track.
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(FUCK. That hurt to write, including the “the entire world is Burgerland” presumptive delivery. I need a shower.) 
“No one is saying defund the police, what we’re actually saying is give them more money so they can be trained better”
“It’s okay for a woman to just want to be a housewife with no financial independence or plan b if her husband leaves her with 5 kids. I am going to ignore all the laws being passed trying to erase the right to an abortion and act like this is a controversial take”
“You’re right, “reverse racism” doesn’t exist. Because it’s just racism and it isn’t acceptable just because its against white people”
“I dont support police brutality but he was literally running away! The cops were afraid for their life!”