Imagine being stuck in a cell with someone that won’t stop talking about crypto

Mostly horseshit clickbait. They are both in a lower security dormitory style lockup at the same holding facility e.g. large room with a lot of bunk beds.

…Combs began living in the same unit as Bankman-Fried and sleeping in a “dormitory-style” room with a number of other defendants last week after he was arrested…

That wasn’t even on my 2024 bingo card!

“Wake up in the morning feelin’ like P Diddy” yeah how about no, Kesha

Do they sell baby oil in commissary?

Well, no question about which one is going to be the bottom