ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months agoIt's official, Rust is an anti C/C++ elitist slurlemmy.worldimagemessage-square92fedilinkarrow-up1400
arrow-up1400imageIt's official, Rust is an anti C/C++ elitist slurlemmy.worldZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months agomessage-square92fedilink
minus-squarestingpie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·2 months agoRust is already obsolete, compared to Stingpie’s excellent assembly language, paired with object oriented programming! This is the SEALPOOP specification: an assembler must create a binary program which satisfies the programmer’s specifications. a compiler must translate the programmer’s code into SEALPOOP’s parallel instruction set source, which should be fed into the SEALPOOP PISS assembler.
minus-squaremakingStuffForFun@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoWell that’s going to get cancelled. Think of the non binary folk out there!
minus-squarelone_faerielinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 months agoDon’t worry, they have DreamBerd Booleans can be true, false or maybe. Technical info: Booleans are stored as one-and-a-half bits.
Rust is already obsolete, compared to Stingpie’s excellent assembly language, paired with object oriented programming!
This is the SEALPOOP specification:
Well that’s going to get cancelled. Think of the non binary folk out there!
Don’t worry, they have DreamBerd