I’m sure all teams are bidding on him. Which teams have a valid bid is a whole different question.

Sporting KC: We’ll give you $5M and all the BBQ you want.

STL: We’ll give you $10M and a different version of BBQ that some people think is better, PLUS baked spaghetti or something.

LAFC: We’ll give you $80M and a cool hat.

Galaxy: We’ll give you $100M and a team that can regularly beat LAFC (but not win much else).

NYCFC: We have oil.

NYCFC makes the most sense IMO, even though it would be HILARIOUS to see Neymar at Yankee Stadium.

I’d say the Crew just got some cash and a DP slot, but who am I kidding?