I started viewing playing guitar as a form of meditation. I will never write a song again. I will never release an album again. Playing guitar is for me. No, I don’t know any songs. No, I will not take requests. No, you may not pay me to entertain your drunken asshole customers. No, I will not play at your wedding. If I never hear Uptown Funk again, I will die happy. These riffs are for achieving enlightenment ONLY
“Who are your influences?”
“[Brandishing a banged-up BC Rich Warlock] Budgie and The Shaggs.”
I used to have a red bass that kinda reminded me of a Warlock but the cutaway was fucking huge. I wish I’d kept it
This is basically me except there are two very large men named “masturbation” and “smoking pot” who are holding the rest of them back.
