bigmonkey [they/them]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year agoMissionaries btfohexbear.netimagemessage-square95fedilinkarrow-up1308
arrow-up1308imageMissionaries btfohexbear.netbigmonkey [they/them]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square95fedilink
minus-squareedge [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 year agoHave you eaten fissile material or lava?
minus-squarea_blanqui_slate [none/use name, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 year agoHarkens back to those old Aleve commercials
minus-squareAcidSmiley [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 year agoOn hexbear, nobody knows you’re a crab living on a geothermal vent in the Middle Atlantic Rift, eating snails that have grazed sulfur-eating bacteria all their life
minus-squarecorgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoSounds better than my job, can I move into the community?
minus-squarea_blanqui_slate [none/use name, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-21 year agoNo but I’ve eaten basil grown under a lamp in a location that is primarily nuclear powered.
Have you eaten fissile material or lava?
Harkens back to those old Aleve commercials
On hexbear, nobody knows you’re a crab living on a geothermal vent in the Middle Atlantic Rift, eating snails that have grazed sulfur-eating bacteria all their life
Sounds better than my job, can I move into the community?
No but I’ve eaten basil grown under a lamp in a location that is primarily nuclear powered.