• mxcory
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    1 year ago

    How do the ducks relate to needing scissors?

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      1 year ago

      Actually, I am in really bad shape financially. I pay money to my ex-wife as part of our divorce settlement, among other bills… I just had no choice but to make you pay for lunch the other day. I’m really sorry.

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      1 year ago

      I hear it’s amazing when the famous purple stuffed bworm with the tuning fork, does a raw blink on hara-kiri rock!