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minus-squareMentalEdge@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-22 months agoHow the fuck do you “accelerate” something they are already achieving? Not sure how much of a future it can have even if you slap on some “speed”.
minus-squareVaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoThey plan to send the mission into orbit using an North Korean missile, for maximum acceleration. /S
minus-squareVonReposti@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoSo MariaDB will explode halfway to Japan?
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoHopefully it means more people working on it. But honestly, I use Postgres, so it doesn’t particularly matter to me what “accelerate” means for them.
How the fuck do you “accelerate” something they are already achieving?
Not sure how much of a future it can have even if you slap on some “speed”.
They plan to send the mission into orbit using an North Korean missile, for maximum acceleration.
/S
So MariaDB will explode halfway to Japan?
Hopefully it means more people working on it. But honestly, I use Postgres, so it doesn’t particularly matter to me what “accelerate” means for them.