It’s hard to top the very divorced that lives in the McMansion just up the road from me on the outskirts of town and his hobby of rolling a golf cart around the neighborhood with a massive sound system taking up the entire back of the golf cart. The main purpose of it is rolling up and down the street blasting dadrock out of it while nodding his thumb-like head and sipping Bud Lite for a few hours a day.
Oh yeah and he also does that while trying to find lawn conformity violations to report to the city, because he’s commissioned himself as everyone’s HOA enforcer, whether they’re in a HOA or not.
Golf carts can get a dui. I’m normally against calling the cops on people, but a divorced boomer getting a dui while being a menace to his neighbors would so incredibly on brand. He would become the living embodiment of the meme.
It’s hard to top the very divorced
that lives in the McMansion just up the road from me on the outskirts of town and his hobby of rolling a golf cart around the neighborhood with a massive sound system taking up the entire back of the golf cart. The main purpose of it is rolling up and down the street blasting dadrock out of it while nodding his thumb-like head and sipping Bud Lite for a few hours a day.
Oh yeah and he also does that while trying to find lawn conformity violations to report to the city, because he’s commissioned himself as everyone’s HOA enforcer, whether they’re in a HOA or not.
I support being a public nuisance, but I cannot stand for snitching. Violation of the precepts of the chill lifestyle. Woodchipper.
Golf carts can get a dui. I’m normally against calling the cops on people, but a divorced boomer getting a dui while being a menace to his neighbors would so incredibly on brand. He would become the living embodiment of the meme.
I’ve tried. Problem is the cops on the block love the guy.
I’m not kidding. During the 4th of July the cops are also blasting dadrock out of their patrol cars while sort of roaming with him.
Of course he has a fucking convoy. That sucks.
Does he still drink the woke beer
Good question. If I get close enough I’ll check if he switched brands.
Cut his breaks
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