Trump cape with crocs is so fucking on point.
Doesn’t even have the straps engaged….pathetic insert Skinner meme
No need to switch from comfy mode to speed mode for a regular Walmart trip.
One strap is engaged. That’s honestly as, or maybe more, strange as the cape.
idiocracy’s finest.
Not weird at all…
Definitely not cult like behavior.
You know… Only true Trump supporters get a Trump tattoo on their taint. Spread the word.
Ah yes, the famous “Trump Stamp” tattoo body location.
Fuck it, all the cool ones get Trump Stumps. Right on the mushroom.
TRUE Drumpf supporters get it tattooed on both eyeballs so it’s both painful and shows their dedication, AND will be permanently visible for all to see for years to come because there is NO WAY they’ll ever regret the decision of backing a businessman that bankrupted 3 casinos.
If I was naked in public and that was my only option to cover myself, I’d just stay naked. Much less embarrassing.
Aww, somebody needs attention.
Hey USA, how’s it going?
Real fuckin’ bad, Thanks.
probably not as bad as when you see people like this wearing a trump cape in other countries outside of America . At least their weirdos are doing it with relevance.
Kinda sucking right now, since you asked. We’re hopeful it’s going to get better soon, though.
That’s not a cape, that’s an official J.D. Vance sofa condom.
Perfect new name for a “love blanket”, lol.
Emotional support flag.
Likely concealing his emotional support gun
“Remember, your new running mate can only be two letters different from your last running mate, because we got a deal on the new flags.”
I seriously wonder if this is the criteria they went with.
Unfortunately not. JD Vance has strong ties to Project 2025. He would be the point man for that in a Trump admin, because nobody trusts Trump to not fuck it all up.
Lot of mental illness in the MAGA cult.
It’s still true: that’s a really weird person.
That is legitimately weird, no question
Trumpman
At least they’re warning us they’re not worth interacting with.
Feel bad for any workers who are forced to though.
At least they’re warning us they’re not worth interacting with.
Yep. Trump merch of any kind, thin blue line flag or sticker, tread on me sticker, 3%er sticker, preamble to the constitution window tint, cybertruck, blacked out US flag window tint, NRA sticker, confederate flag sticker, anything at all that indicates support for Republicans…
I thank them all for so proudly ensuring that I will be able to spot and avoid them in nearly any circumstance. Life is just so much nicer.
Hell at this point even the US flag makes me think “Trump fan ahoy”.
I only didn’t list it because I just couldn’t bring myself to do so. All by itself maybe not, but paired with any single one of the others - yup!
Heard someone say something similar about folks that display a Confederate flag. It’s a fine marker to identify those that are both mean and stupid.
How dare you make fun of their heritage… They wanna kill for and die for the 1% slavers elites just like their ancestors did!
This is what happens when you turn politics into two sided shit slinging, team red v team blue, us vs them, my favorite football team vs their shitty rival.
I suppose so, but we usually only see this level of fanaticism from one of the sides, and it happens to be the side that turned politics into a massive clown show.
Well, publicly anyway. In the last 50 years.
this is true, but we still have to be careful not to do it on either side, even liberals will “other team” the republicans more often than not, which doesn’t help, regardless of how accurate it is…
I don’t have a favorite football team in this analogy. I have one team that really could do better in a great many ways, and another that wants to turn us into a Gilead-style post-apocalyptic right wing authoritarian wet dream.
So yeah, anyone but those guys, please.
Bet you no one in the store engaged him on any level, he ended up with a shopping cart half-full of groceries he didn’t even want, and he had a brief but intense cry about it in his truck that was broadcast to his 3 followers on TikTok.
