- cross-posted to:
- roughromanmemes@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- roughromanmemes@lemmy.world
What a shit post
The lengths americans will go not to use a bidet.
Invent one with that sprays soapy water and I’ll get one. Until then I’ll continue using the shower head and/or clogging up my pipes with “flushable” wipes.
Wiping your ass with nothing but toilet paper or plain water is unsanitary and weird. It’s like washing your hands without soap.
It’s not like you’re eating out of your ass. There’s actually a reason why you must wash your hands with soap every time you have had your hand in the nether region.
Poor gal misses the sponge-on-a-stick from Rome
Ollie went to the neighborhood dance
And he won the big door prize
It was a toilet brush, and he took it home,
And next week some of the guys
They said, "Ollie how’s that toilet brush?
“The one you won from the neighbors?”
Ollie said, "It works pretty good,
“But I prefer toilet paper”
Who’s manually wiping with this when they could be using the attachment that pokes the brush out and then rotates it?
They were using the wrong end.
The right tool for the wrong job?
Best stick to the using the three seashells.
xylospongium
Isn’t it better to wash with water instead of wiping?