• PugJesus@lemmy.worldOPM
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    3 months ago

    American food is poisonous

    American food is grease and sugar. Pure grease and sugar. Sometimes combined. God, I want a funnel cake right now.

    Dammit, I just realized I haven’t had a funnel cake in literal years. How sad.

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      3 things that will make anything better, fat, sugar, and salt. If your dish isn’t doing it for you, just keep adding at least one of those three, based on the dish, and eventually it will be delicious.

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        3 months ago

        Acid is another magic ingredient. Lemon juice, vinegar, or even just straight citric acid from a shaker if you don’t want to add more liquid. Sometimes something will taste like it needs more salt, but adding a touch of acid is actually what it needed.

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      And funnel cakes are arguably Eastern European/Germanic. It’s a similar batter as Dutch Baby (think Dutch as in “Deutsch”), aka German Pancake (and also popovers). There’s a slight change for each one, but essentially an eggy batter with no leavening.

      Though I’d guess every country has a version of it, and brought it with them to the US.

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        Unfortunately, my limited mobility (and income for that matter) put the kibosh on that. Or at least make it more trouble than it’s worth. I’ll have to make one myself one of these days.