Actual reality:
__________________ | | | | | | | | | | | | | YOUR | OUR | | SIDE | SIDE | | | | | | | | | | |___________|______|LPT.
Whatever size bed you have, buy blankets one size bigger. King blankets for a Queen size bed, eg.
Or just buy two blankets. That way she can steal an entire blanket and I’ll still have one.
She will just steal 2 blankets. One is never enough for a blanket thief.
You can chain yours down.
my side DMZ your side Having a demilitarized zone is hilarious
Then come cuddle, pussy.
TFW both of us identify with the yellow side
Look, as the apparent blanket hog in my relationship, if you can’t defend your blanket it will be taken by the stronger will. Same for side size. My wife sleep persona favours pillows and bed space, my sleep persona demands blanket. it works for us.
My partner and I each get our own blanket. No stealing plus we sleep at different temperatures.
On a single bet? How do you tuck it ?
We don’t. Or if you mean tuck around oneself, it’s like a cocoon. But we don’t make the bed.
meow >:3
The “Your side” should host a 50kW radiative space heater
Just do what the Germans do and have two mattresses with a crack in the middle.
OUR side
(We sleep in a quantum superposition state)
