• Australis13@fedia.io
    26·
    2 months ago

    Please find enclosed your new Kat™. Your new Kat™ comes with multiple features, including:

    • Inbuilt vocalisations, which are randomly selected from a range including petite chirps to loud yowling.
    • A selection of self-maintenance modes, including licking and claw-sharpening. We recommend that you provide your Kat™ with our complementary Kat-Scratcher™ for optimal sharpening.
    • Multiple behavioural modes, including our specialised SuperKute™ and LiquidKat™ poses.

    We recommend powering your Kat™ with our scientifically-proven Kat™ food range for best results.

    Disclaimer: Kat-in-a-Box™ cannot be held liable for damage to furniture, vehicles, clothing, bedding, utensils, whitegoods, etc. or any injuries sustained in the use of Kat™.

  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
    15·
    2 months ago

    This says it’s a “set”… I only see one cat.

    Better call back and demand they send the full set or else!

    • Tartufo@lemmy.world
      9·
      2 months ago

      The set has to be “cat + multiple braincells”. They probably specified it’s a set because in case of oranges there’s only cat until it has it’s turn with the singular braincell.