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Mannivu@feddit.it to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Italian man crushed to death by thousands of falling cheese wheels

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Italian man crushed to death by thousands of falling cheese wheels

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Mannivu@feddit.it to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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An Italian man has been crushed to death under thousands of vast wheels of a parmesan-style hard cheese, which weigh about 40kg each, firefighters have said.
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    I just assumed this was how Italians did capital punishment.

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      You get a choice: Death by cheese, death by pasta, or death by marinara

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        Is death by pasta being hanged?

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          Nah, you’re whipped to death a cat o’ nine tails made of cooked spaghetti

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            Half cooked spaghetti would be more durable and effective.

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              Al dente’s inferno

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                You got a genuine chuckle out of me. Life’s been a bit unkind lately, so thank you.

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