• Emmie@lemmings.world
    2·
    2 months ago

    I’d shoot myself in the head beforehand if I had to go to jail fr. Makes me a good citizen with ethics and all that stuff. How do you call them? Morals. I have morals

    • Ziglin@lemmy.world
      5·
      2 months ago

      Not sure where the gun came from but regardless I think the store owner would likely prefer if you left the mess elsewhere.

      Also what is not moral about walking through a store without finding what one was looking for?

      • Emmie@lemmings.world
        1·
        2 months ago

        I don’t know it just reminded me that the jail equals suicide beforehand for me and that works pretty good as a deterrent from bigger theft, drunk driving etc.

        Some would say “don’t drunk drive cause you can kill someone”, I’d say “don’t kill someone cause you will go to jail”.

        I only do small stuff like really small to get that illegal thrill scratch scratched. And great thrill it is indeed. I don’t even detonate random diy explosives anymore. Boring as fuck but it is the life. The days of illegal thrills are over as soon as you cross the magic 18 yo barrier and can be sentenced as an adult.

        Now we are all responsible boring saints who have them strong moral opinions on curing world hunger