Or maybe a desert villager named Ezekiel with literally zero education and world experiences who was high on drugs saw a peacock which likely escaped from a local traveling merchant cage because those animals come from a fucking jungle, and the idiot couldn’t explain what he saw and just attributed it to an angel because he and his religious buddies are all fucking stupid.
realization that it’s like a toddler’s story….
“yeah, it had like… millions of eyes and wings!”
Checks out.
Or maybe a desert villager named Ezekiel with literally zero education and world experiences who was high on drugs saw a peacock which likely escaped from a local traveling merchant cage because those animals come from a fucking jungle, and the idiot couldn’t explain what he saw and just attributed it to an angel because he and his religious buddies are all fucking stupid.
probably a blend
And the walls were made of a mile thick of gold, and the gates were made of diamond, and, and, and then they started eating the scrolls…
Yep, definitely happened and wasn’t the product of funny mushrooms. /s