I found a piece of medical quackery that gently electrocutes people while an operator twists and turns a dial until a piece of plastic feels not sticky.

I should probably make a post about it because it’s pretty fucking cool even though it’s completely and totally useless.

It runs on freaking tubes! And it has cool dials and shit! And a faux marble faceplate on top of bakelite that I’m 100% certain has asbestos in it.