Cheers Treevan, I might go along these lines. Apart from your last comment to unionise my neighbours’ kid. I don’t know them well enough to risk their ire, especially if theres a Murdoch backed backlash, i can imagine the headline now,

‘Neighbourhood kid brainwashed by Commie nutjob with a car to wash!’

They’d have a field day, i’d never be able to clean my car in peace again.