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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago

Anon tries to be Bam Bam Bigelow

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Anon tries to be Bam Bam Bigelow

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago
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  • Yuki@kutsuya.dev
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    9 months ago

    Man… kids are indestructible

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      Kids bones are much more flexible than adult bones. They get harder with age. So a child can withstand much more stuff without breaking a bone than an adult.

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        I wish that were true for me. I broke my arms 3 times as a kid lmao.

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            “We are out of Bort license plates!”

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          What they wanted to say is that kids’ bones are more bendable, but they cannot take the same force than an adult’s bone. It is a benefit in some situations and a detriment in others. Maybe the flexibility was anon’s dumb luck in that case.

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        Optimised for the mines.

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          And operating the autolooms

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      Kids bounce.

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