I was almost at work when I sharted.
Thought, well, “oh shit” lol. But I was like “OK, get to work, immediately to toilet and alls good.”
My desks in a corner and none of my team were in that day. Can’t get rid of the smell totally but it won’t be terrible and I’d be well away from everyone else.
Then I have to go upstairs and spend the day in the very small secure room. Obviously the super cute girl I have a crush on is also working in there that day.
That would have been a good time to go full commando.
I hate myself for wanting to know how the interview went
shitty
But did they get the job?
It’s not the jeans that are cursed…
Dude accidentally bought the +2 Jeans of Cure Constipation
Is everyone in this comment section on a fiber only diet?
dont eat stuff that makes you fart to much or lets you have stomach aches. its stupid.
a curse upon my anoose
lmao
I get really upset stomach when I travel. And I have a 6 hour train journey just today. Is the universe trying to tell me something?
It’s telling you, “bring an extra pair of pants.”
Brown ones.
Why is it always the shitting anonself greentexts that get me?
