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minus-squareTheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up70·3 months agoIf it’s the uline jumbo rolls my work gets… Please don’t. Your asshole will thank me
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up59·3 months agoYou just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.
minus-squareTheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up28·3 months agoI rarely physically shudder from text
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 months agoI too try to only shit on company time
minus-squareBlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 months agoThey’re called union shits around here. Even if you’re not in one lol. Also combine shitty to with expensive bidet. Best of both worlds.
minus-squareSynopsisTantilize@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 months agoMy wife keeps telling me that…
minus-squareZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 months agoWhy? What is she planning for your anus that requires callouses? You should inquire. That sounds suspicious!
minus-squareSynopsisTantilize@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months agoJust know that she won’t answer and I’m scared.
minus-squareZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoDo you need us to call someone for you?
minus-squareRoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 months agoIf you don’t use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoWhat a terrible day to have eyes.
minus-squareZoidsberg@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoI think this is the worst thing I’ve ever read
minus-squarewaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·3 months agoIs it the high gloss stuff, or the 80 grit option?
minus-squareBarbecueCowboy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 months agoPlus side, it’s basically impossible to clog your toilet with that stuff. It’s effectively pipe grease.
minus-squareTransporter Room 3@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 months agoMy old work ordered everything from uline, and I started bringing in my own TP specifically because of how awful it is to use that tissue paper. Legitimately feels like tissue paper that people stuff gift bags with. But at the same time, almost slippery. And you WILL know if you creased the paper the wrong way, because it WILL stab at you with the force of ten thousand teeny tiny needles.
If it’s the uline jumbo rolls my work gets… Please don’t.
Your asshole will thank me
You just gotta keep using it until your anus naturally builds up callouses.
I rarely physically shudder from text
I too try to only shit on company time
They’re called union shits around here. Even if you’re not in one lol.
Also combine shitty to with expensive bidet. Best of both worlds.
My wife keeps telling me that…
Why? What is she planning for your anus that requires callouses? You should inquire. That sounds suspicious!
Just know that she won’t answer and I’m scared.
Do you need us to call someone for you?
Sounds exciting!
If you don’t use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
I think this is the worst thing I’ve ever read
Thank you, and you’re welcome.
Is it the high gloss stuff, or the 80 grit option?
Plus side, it’s basically impossible to clog your toilet with that stuff. It’s effectively pipe grease.
My old work ordered everything from uline, and I started bringing in my own TP specifically because of how awful it is to use that tissue paper.
Legitimately feels like tissue paper that people stuff gift bags with.
But at the same time, almost slippery.
And you WILL know if you creased the paper the wrong way, because it WILL stab at you with the force of ten thousand teeny tiny needles.