Queer Rangers. It’s a code to show that you’re queer and trying to turn others queer. Morticians put things in dead bodies that will turn mourners queer.
It didn’t used to be that way. There was a time when you could visit grandma at the cemetery and you wouldn’t get the urge to take the beef bus to pound town. But now every time he goes he has anonymous gay sex in the bathroom of the public park adjacent to the cemetery. It’s those QR codes causing it.
What does she think a QR code is?
Queer Rangers. It’s a code to show that you’re queer and trying to turn others queer. Morticians put things in dead bodies that will turn mourners queer.
It didn’t used to be that way. There was a time when you could visit grandma at the cemetery and you wouldn’t get the urge to take the beef bus to pound town. But now every time he goes he has anonymous gay sex in the bathroom of the public park adjacent to the cemetery. It’s those QR codes causing it.
I read Queer Rangers and thought this was gonna be about a Power Rangers parody. I mean, they already come in rainbow colors, sorta.
Now I have regrets.
Nah Queer Rangers is a pride affiliated club hockey team located in Manhattan.
Do you have a schedule for the Beef Bus to Pound Town? Asking for a friend.
sorry, best i can do is the timetable for the taco truck to flavor town
it’s about fifteen miles down the road from titty city
Thursdays. If you show up later you ain’t gonna have a good time.
Cool. I have a whole week to ‘limber up’.
So it wasn’t the water but the vaccines that were turning the freaking frogs gay?
This guy codes.