baggachipz@sh.itjust.works to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoI know Mormons can't have alcohol, but couldn't they just dip their tongue in a glass of beer and not move it?message-squaremessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up1419file-text
arrow-up1419message-squareI know Mormons can't have alcohol, but couldn't they just dip their tongue in a glass of beer and not move it?baggachipz@sh.itjust.works to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square39fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareInquisitiveApathy@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up238·edit-24 months agoI have family in Utah and there’s a pretty common joke in this vein. Why do you always invite two Mormons to a party? Because if you only invite one they will drink all your beer.
minus-squarethirteene@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 months agoJews don’t recognize Jesus. Protestants don’t recognize the Pope. Mormons don’t recognize each other in wendover
minus-squaresibannac@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 months agoThat was the joke about Baptists in my hometown. It was impossible to only invite one since everyone knew everyone’s families.
I have family in Utah and there’s a pretty common joke in this vein.
Why do you always invite two Mormons to a party?
Because if you only invite one they will drink all your beer.
Jews don’t recognize Jesus.
Protestants don’t recognize the Pope.
Mormons don’t recognize each other in wendover
That was the joke about Baptists in my hometown. It was impossible to only invite one since everyone knew everyone’s families.