Something tells me he is secretly hoping mortgage rates won’t drop.

“Aw man I have to drink this urine now? I guess a promise is a promise. Boy I wish I kept my big mouth shut. Anyways, I have a flight of urine samples from my wife’s last pregnancy, let’s see how well they aged!”

That should send investors fleeing. It won’t, but it should

He would do it anyway without a reason.

Guaranteed.

I mean, eventually they will fall, only to rise again. It’s not much of a bet