• Mia
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    4 months ago

    Gotta pad those CEO bonuses somehow!

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      4 months ago

      C’mon man, you know that 40 million dollar sign in bonus is absolutely necessary to get at least your garage and kitchen in order when you move.

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        4 months ago

        Honestly most of that gets eaten up just airlifting my mansion. I’m sick of doing it, but I’m glad I invested early in the airliftable frame kit when I had the place built. The foundations wouldn’t have held up more than one or two moves otherwise, and there’s no way I’m commuting more than 15 mins.

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          4 months ago

          Maybe 🤔 with the right airship we could just work a few lifetimes to move Seattle closer to the East Coast? Maybe as far as Chicago? Sure many will die and loose their homes and way of living?