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minus-squareLibertyLizard@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 months agoResponse to a bear attack depends on the type of attack, not the type of bear. If it’s a defensive attack, play dead. If it’s a predatory attack, then fight back.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·5 months agoIf it’s a defensive attack then stop being offensive towards bears. If it’s a predatory attack then start being more offensive towards bears.
minus-squareApathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-25 months agoWhat do you think would be the most offensive thing to say to a bear? Or maybe there’s a hand gesture or something that’s really taboo? I just want to be prepared in case I ever need to know.
minus-squaretroglodytis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-25 months ago“Your momma is my rug” Or possibly “DJ Vance’s couch is made out of your momma. Allegedlys”
minus-squareMajorHavoc@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 months ago What do you think would be the most offensive thing to say to a bear? “There’s nothing but lite beer left in the cooler.”
Response to a bear attack depends on the type of attack, not the type of bear.
If it’s a defensive attack, play dead. If it’s a predatory attack, then fight back.
If it’s a defensive attack then stop being offensive towards bears. If it’s a predatory attack then start being more offensive towards bears.
What do you think would be the most offensive thing to say to a bear? Or maybe there’s a hand gesture or something that’s really taboo?
I just want to be prepared in case I ever need to know.
“Your mama was a rug!”
“Your momma is my rug”
Or possibly
“DJ Vance’s couch is made out of your momma. Allegedlys”
“There’s nothing but lite beer left in the cooler.”