• lightnsfw@reddthat.com
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    4 months ago

    “No parenting class would have ever prepared me for having my kid ask me why we don’t need artificial oxygen storage.”

    No, but a grade school science class would have…

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      I mean… I know perfectly well that plants produce oxygen, but it never would’ve occurred to me that that was waht a child asking about oxygen tanks wanted to know.

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        3 months ago

        It wasn’t about wanting to know about photosynthesis, the original question was really about the oxygen tanks. Kids very often are looking for a simple answer. Even though the real answer is far more complex.

        As a Dad who helped raise 4 Daughters, (a CPA, a Triage Nurse, PHD Mech Engineer, and a Computer Forensic Expert for the FBI), teaching at home is a crucial part of parenting. Beyond offering a wide variety of materials to learn from, (we built a library of books that filled my office), and being ready to answer those oxygen tank questions, you need to show and make asking those questions and learning from them fun.

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      Right? This seems like a…strange problem to have. “Why don’t we need gas masks when we go outside?” “Why don’t we need to worry about rivers of lava?”

      …because those aren’t problems on this planet. Lava stays underground unless there is an active eruption and the air outside isn’t toxic. Pretty simple.

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      4 months ago

      That blue bar is extremely pessimistic. Humans can survive pretty well with 15% oxygen, and do so in several places in the Andes mountains, China and India. I wouldn’t recommend doing it without lengthy acclimatizing, especially not considering my last paragraph, but it’s completely survivable by itself.

      Humans also don’t really have a problem with 25% oxygen, although that will definitely bring down the life expectancy.

      On the other hand, note how those pointers talk about giant insects, megafauna and other scary things. Those are a much bigger problem than the air you’re breathing.

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      I’m super skeptical of this.

      You don’t get oxygen toxicity, even breathing pure oxygen, unless you’re under significantly more pressure than atmospheric pressure…

      So either this graphic is wrong/misleading, or the atmosphere was more than double current pressure for most of earth’s history… Which I’m pretty skeptical of.

  • peto (he/him)@lemm.ee
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    4 months ago

    My grandfather would tell stories of how the planet used to be covered in plants and you could breathe the air outside. Back when the sky was blue.

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      3 months ago

      Even if you arent good at improv “Thats a good question! I’m not sure, we should look that up!” Is an easy go-to.

      Then after shower and get into bed we look up todays questions.

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          I guess I’m here, and being the fun nerdy dad is kind of my whole shtick.

          Maybe we need a DadAdvice community. Who needs free non-binding advice about random shit?

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        And they tell you to get whiskey or rum, not Coors.

        Or a Coors. Who cares. It’s alcohol.

        Also how many whys does it take to get to the big bang and final we can’t know before popping we need better instruments or math so difficult it’s impossible for even mathematicians to pretend to make sense of besides ‘maybe, the math works anyway.’

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      4 months ago

      Almost everywhere…if all the men in your life are really that shitty it’s time to prioritize getting the fuck out of whatever community you’re stuck in.

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      3 months ago

      I was both of those dads.

      “Go get me a beer and let’s figure out the answer to your question!”

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    That’s awesome. I love weird questions with weird but accurate answers.

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      You sure about that? Having a kid means that you will have to dedicate your money and energy (working), and you will have to be there with them.

      But I hope this doesn’t stops you from being a parent. /lh

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        Dude… just like… think before you speak to a stranger on the internet. You assume. You assume I’ve never raised a child that wasn’t mine in a relationship that lasted 10 years. You assume I didn’t wake up 30 minutes early every morning to drive my exs’ kid to school for 5 years. You assume I don’t have my nieces and nephews over for sleep overs regularly. Mostly you assume that I don’t take the “financial possibilities” of having a child into consideration. Just like shut the fuck up. I’m sorry, but be quiet. The adults are speaking and you don’t know of what you speak. You spew, you throw up nonsense. Be quiet 🤫

        Mostly, mostly you may assume I’m female. I’m a 40 y/o male that aches to have a child to love and raise. I yearn for the day when a child says “I love you dad” to me again. Cause it happened with my exs’ child and it’s like a hit from heroin, instantly addicted but in the best way possible

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      We don’t do that.

      My kid is twenty three years old. I raised her alone. Crazy, I know, but she and I are pretty close.

      To this day, I get dozens of adulating text messages on mother’s Day for “playing both roles.”

      On Father’s Day, total utter crickets except from my daughter herself.

      Fathers are here to donate sperm and fund other lives. That’s it.

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        Happy belated father’s day, from someone who is glad you made this comment. I appreciate you highlighting this issue, because this is something that is sorely lacking in progressive discourse; it’s getting better, I think, but that is likely due to people like you helping people like me to understand how caring fathers are usually not respected or appreciated by the world. (Edit: like you say, “appreciation” towards fathers is usually limited to financial support, which completely ignores the vast majority of what it means to be a father (and also marginalises full-time dads whose partner is the working parent))

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    Oh look, it’s buzz-Killington.

    “Not on this planet… yet.”

    Or if you want to go full crash course, “For now, but that hasn’t always been the case and might not be in another million years” and explain things like Oxygen Collapse/Great Oxygenation during the proterozoic when oxygen levels first shot up and killed off a ton of oxygen-hating things.