octopus_ink@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoMan who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaintlawandcrime.comexternal-linkmessage-square115fedilinkarrow-up11.04K
arrow-up11.04Kexternal-linkMan who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaintlawandcrime.comoctopus_ink@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square115fedilink
minus-squareZombiepirate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up65·1 month ago“Good people of the jury, my client is guilty of nothing more than merely forgetting to append ‘in Minecraft,’ to his statement.”
“Good people of the jury, my client is guilty of nothing more than merely forgetting to append ‘in Minecraft,’ to his statement.”