octopus_ink@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoMan who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaintlawandcrime.comexternal-linkmessage-square112fedilinkarrow-up11.05K
arrow-up11.05Kexternal-linkMan who said he'd 'pluck out' VP Harris' eyes was baffled when feds appeared at door: Complaintlawandcrime.comoctopus_ink@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square112fedilink
minus-squareZombiepirate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up65·4 months ago“Good people of the jury, my client is guilty of nothing more than merely forgetting to append ‘in Minecraft,’ to his statement.”
“Good people of the jury, my client is guilty of nothing more than merely forgetting to append ‘in Minecraft,’ to his statement.”