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minus-squarewabafee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up73·1 month ago“Damnit Jesus go back to heaven already you know it’s illegal to sleep here” Police probably
minus-squarekreekybonez@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up35·1 month agodepends on whether or not it was the white jesus, I suppose
minus-squareMunkyNutts@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 month agoHe’ll just turn the other cheek, but he can also respawn, so I think eventually he’ll wear you down.
minus-squareMehBlah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 month agoHispanic jesus would have definitely taken a beating.
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoKorean Jesus would’ve thrown the beating.
“Damnit Jesus go back to heaven already you know it’s illegal to sleep here” Police probably
Before or after beating him?
depends on whether or not it was the white jesus, I suppose
He’ll just turn the other cheek, but he can also respawn, so I think eventually he’ll wear you down.
Hispanic jesus would have definitely taken a beating.
Korean Jesus would’ve thrown the beating.
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