Charon transports two souls down the river Styx
That’s what I thought this was literally about. Don’t wait to vacation because you might die. The chauffeur smiling, threw me though.
The chauffeur has free entertainment for the night.
Oh yeah, I’ll just go find thousands of dollars to burn and get to it!
Travel is not accessible to everyone.
Of course assuming they’re American. Venice is a couple of hundred quid for a long weekend from the UK.
But £1000 to get the train to the airport
Airports are for planes, idiot. Of course parking a train there is expensive. Think, McFly!
Ya can’t park there mate
Why not? Is this not a reasonable place to park?
You can take the train all the way to Venice, you don’t need to fly.
Yeah, but the Chunnel is stupidly expensive. Pretty sure flying would be cheaper.
Plot twist: neither of them is sleeping
They died doing what they loved.
Getting sun burnt.
🫡
Will be pretty easy to dispose of them then
He looks asleep. She, well check her pulse.
They clearly finished under the blanket and passed out.
Good for them, man.
Pretty good Christmas card, tbh
That’s just the ketamine.
Every fuckin time…
“Youth is wasted on the young”
I started working with a financial advisor when I was 19 because I don’t want to work until I’m too old to live. FIRE or die trying.