Anon chose to outdo the fat friend and cock block himself.
Drunk off his ass.
Need a ride home?
Wtf?
It’s ok, this is just what Anon imagined he’d say and do from across the bar while he stared at them and finished his drinks alone.
It’s what he imagined he’d imagine if he ever went to a bar.
Perhaps “willing to pay for taxi”?
Or “my DD friend is getting me and he owes me a favour?”
He was the train conductor.
Maybe accompany her so she doesn’t have to take the bus alone.
Dude filtered himself. Best outcome.
Could have been worse. Not sure how but it can always be worse
Poor girl could have gone home with that asshole.
Maybe he just did the wrong animal impressions to impress her
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Ok, but I can relate to smiling irl when I see an internet meme in the memetics of the wild
hopefully the fat friend got over the friendzone
