Comrade Willy
SchnoodleDoodle wholesome vibes
I’m still unironically on Team Orca here. Get sunk, scrubs.
Last I heard, they’re bored and rudders are fun to play with.
We need to give them some orca proof toys.
“Cause it’s fun.”
- Signed, the orca community
For context, not everyone who lives on a boat is wealthy. I live on a ‘yacht’, a 29 foot sailboat. Your walk-in closet is larger, yet because it’s privately owned and not commercial it’s considered a yacht.
Your hate is misplaced.
Your walk-in closet is larger,
“I’m not that rich!” Thinks most people have a fucking walk in closet
bruh
Yeah you got me. I think everybody has a walk-in closet because I didn’t specifically state otherwise in my post
“Your walk-in closet” implies an expectation that the reader has a walk-in closet.
“A walk-in closet” would be more appropriate if that impression wasn’t intended.
Can I just give you my login and you change it?
Was genuinely trying to be helpful in case English wasn’t your first language. My bad, you’re just an asshole.
Too bad there’s no setting in your account to give you a better personality :(
Wish I could give you a spoon so you could eat my ass
LMAO holy shit this is going in the rotation. Genuinely, thanks for adding to my list of funny insults
Your typical walk in. I got it.
It’s unfortunate that the orcas can’t tell the difference between rich assholes with yachts, and normal assholes with yachts.
I guess maybe staying out of their tiny part of the ocean while they’re using it is the only thing a person with a yacht can do.
For more context. This was a Oceanis 393. so about $100k boat. And it was in the Strait of Gibralter. Not the poorest area of the world.
For context that’s where the Orcas are
“your walk-in closet”
Lol your privilege is showing, tuck it back in
Grow up.
I like the advice is basically
- Try to avoid them
- Try not to die
- Maybe try to take a photo for us while being attacked, we think they are neat
Well the pics are for identifying individuals. The science folk are trying to create a catalog and with that which pods (family groups) are involved, which aren’t, and if there are groups who aren’t involved, do they become involved in the future due to being taught/learning the behavior.
Also because they are pretty neat.
“Orca Gang Activity: Crips v Bloods in the Deep Deep Sea”
I’d go see that movie, but only if it’s the same crew who made Sharknado.
Just wait until Orcas get opposable flippers.
Yes Mr Sha, last name Moo, could you please sign on the dotted line? Next time you should think twice about swimming drunk.
The ability to manipulate objects isn’t really that useful underwater, I feel, apart from being an unprecedented adaptation on the flipper and almost definitely coming at the cost of efficiency while swimming. Everything you want to mess around with as an orca can be transported with your mouth.
Now, sonar loud enough to shatter human rib cages, that’s what’s going to be the next big step.
Sounds like something octopi would say.
I, for one, welcome our new orca overlords!
Answer: because they are fucking based
Did they eat the rich? 🤑 Otherwise the plan is going swimmingly.
They’re based
saved a click
Nature is healing.
I think the answer to this question is in their name tbh. Should have named them Panda Whales instead.
Tell me you know nothing about pandas
pandas
Ugh those fucking fickle hostile, always pooping, weird extra thumb having, sexless weirdos.
I think I know too much about Pandas, and it makes me want nothing to do with their conservation.
Another article…
https://www.maritime-executive.com/article/orcas-sink-yacht-in-strait-of-gibraltar
This one has useful comments, like…
Rudders certainly look like a fin…best way to disable prey is to maim a fin. The orcas have learned power vessels are of sterner stuff.
These scientists have never heard that “revenge is a dish best served cold”.
The article is about orcas, but that video at the top is not an orca and just happened to sink a small fishing boat while it was feeding. Pretty sure that incident was an accident and the whale wasn’t trying to sink it, it was just breaching and eating.