• Wirlocke
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    5 months ago

    Old as hell would be 4.5 billion years old when all of Earth was just a ball of lava.

    • BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      I’d go with the imaginary route.

      You can make up how old it is since it doesn’t matter. Memes? Old as all hell. Breaking mews? Old as all hell. Doesn’t matter if it’s Musk Harris deep faked videos or slowpoke style news drops about clips of Monica blowies.