Years later, I looked at my wedding party of six groomsmen and realized that every single one of them had, like me, grown up in a small Ohio town before leaving for Ohio State. To a man, all of them had found that couches coud satisfy them more than a women ever could, and that books are really just zipped HTML, and nobody really checks PGP signatures.

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      5 months ago

      For some reason that article doesn’t link to it, but it is a real tweet he made in February (and didn’t even delete after being called out for the highlighted search terms in his screenshot).

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        5 months ago

        I would like a link to the tweet in the screenshot, for purely educational purposes

        (I mean, what the caption says happened would be illegal, so it can’t really be what happened, can it?)

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      Now let’s not be hasty. We don’t know he was searching for porn. All we know for sure is that the search query he typed in contained the words “woman” and “dolphin”. There are plenty of legitimate reasons to search those two words together, like, uhh…

      Umm…