PugJesus@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoSome say he's still licking to this daylemmy.worldimagemessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up1442
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minus-squareHugucinogenslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 months agoI mean… Saliva is at least a bit corrosive, and a tongue is at least slightly rough. Assuming a non-injurable tongue, how many licks of a boot would it take to reach bone? Or marrow?
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 months agoTIL that you become a billionaire by licking the bone marrow of one.
minus-squaregedaliyah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 months agoWell, we don’t know for sure until we try
minus-squareSapphiria 🏳️⚧️ [she/her]linkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 months agoI guess we’ll just have to eat the rich now to find out. 🤷🏻♀️ You know, for science.
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 months agoIf you keep them captive with ransom you might
I mean…
Saliva is at least a bit corrosive, and a tongue is at least slightly rough.
Assuming a non-injurable tongue, how many licks of a boot would it take to reach bone? Or marrow?
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Three.
TIL that you become a billionaire by licking the bone marrow of one.
Well, we don’t know for sure until we try
I guess we’ll just have to eat the rich now to find out. 🤷🏻♀️
You know, for science.
The rich: a different breed of jawbreakers
If you keep them captive with ransom you might