Madeline: Science denial really grinds my metaphorical gears, and Flat Earthers are some of the most egregious about it. So manhandle them into strait jackets and shove them in the damn rocket already.
I don’t believe in big natural boobs. can i get sent towards them?
If you don’t believe in round chests does that make you a flat chester?
Cursed to orbit but never touch.
Some people can only accept the truth when rubbed on their faces…
Classic Reddit moment.
“I hate natural boobs!!! Don’t send to me any!” 😂
I can show you mine anytime. I’m a guy tho.
That doesn’t sound at all fair. Why should they get trips to orbit and I don’t ?
No one said anything about life support or return.
Just a rocket, a straight jacket, and right off into space you go. Depending on how many they cram in a rocket, there’s a chance they’ll have enough oxygen to see the spherical earth, shattering their weak minds, and succumbing to hypoxia, death, evacuating their bowels, and their corpses floating around in space, buried in their own shit and piss, boiling from solar radiation, becoming the first stew in space, before burning up on reentry.
Lmao new copypasta just dropped.
Imagine someone writing text like this about some other group of people.
Yummy. Makes you hungry.
Madeline: Point.
You really think they’re going to believe their lying eyes and ears? I think not. They’re in a collective psychosis.
Pshaw, when people are handed direct evidence of something, they’ll totally come around to reality!
*looks at twitter posts
…oh.
Flat earthers make the world go round!
They’ll think they got strapped into a simulator and are just looking at far away TV screens or some shit. They don’t tend to let evidence sway them from their beliefs
If being a flat earther got me a free ticket to space, I’d be out on the corner right now preaching about the giant space turtle.
it’s not just one turtle.
it’s turtles all the way down.
You advocating death penalty for wrong beliefs?
I’m pretty sure this entire post was a joke.
I mean yeah but that’s how the right got so far. Jokes become reality.
Madeline: I don’t want them dead. I just want to hear the wonderful shattering noises of their worldview going snap.
There was one flat-Earther who built his own rocket in an attempt to prove his claims. He ended up crashing and dying.
It’s a fine point, but he wasn’t a flat earther. He was grifting flat earthers to fund his rocketry hobby.
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It’s described at the end of his Wikipedia page in the Motivation section.
Don’t know if he was a good one or not. But it was an act.
Make them row out into the ocean and over the edge!
Woah, too far. They shouldn’t have to die for being dumb. Just have them row to the edge and once they find it, they can come back.
OK I agree! I want photos.
What’s your opinion on free speech?
Madeline: Fundamentally, I think it’s fictitious.
I’m with you. It’s time to create some concents from Neal Stephensons Anathem.
Nazis, too
No nazis in space, they belong underground
Based
6 feet under to be exact
Could I get that “punishment” too?
I’m happy to let people believe that the earth is flat. Why is this such a big deal ?
There are people that believe that all women descend from an rib.
I find that much more scary that Jim and Stacey think that we living on a floating Mercator projection.
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