SpaceX employees’ work is breaking barriers, while this asshat keeps terrorizing them with his utter gross bullshit
Edit: after reading through the article again, some passages stuck out, like:
Apart from aspiring to become the biological father for his Martian colony, Musk has leveraged many of his own businesses to create a civilization on Mars, including Boring Company tunnels to dig under the planet’s surface and a Tesla Cybertruck rugged enough to traverse its mountainous landscapes.
So, take it all with a grain of salt.
*Emphasis mine
He has a dozen kids already. This dude needs to get his fetish under control.
And most of them don’t like him.
Almost everyone who’s ever known him for more than 20 minutes knows he’s a raging narcissist without the actual smarts to back it.
“No boss, we don’t need your sperm. Please stop asking.”
Elon totally has a my little pony in a jar.
Imagine going to Mars but it’s just filled with Elon descendants.
Nuke it
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Elongated
The cyber truck is almost rugged enough to Brave the Home Depot parking lot (so long as it’s been recently paved.
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Best way to start a colony is with a genetic bottleneck.
Is anyone actually surprised? But ewww.
This is just colonial monarchy with extra steps Edit: castrate the rich
I would like to sign up for a life of indentured servitude on Mars! The silver lining is it will be a short life.
TIL Elon keeps a cum jar.
He uses it to spice up his cereal.
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Elmo put it back in your pants…
Inbred martians… Neat.
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Imagine having the misfortune of not only being stuck on mars, but also having to share your genes with this greasy fuck.
“Just cup your hands” - probably.
Anyone know how much the additional ~30 pounds of a human man, compared to a human woman and a test tube of cum, would cost to fly to mars? How many women would each mission need to take to offset the weight of a precisely calibrated refrigerator full of spunk? If, upon arrival on mars, they immediately begin pouring cum all over the ground, how delicious would Elon’s tears be?
EwwwLon
