Forests in the West are overgrown and full of flammable vegetation, fueling wildfires and carbon emissions. Could burying it solve the problem?
  • BradleyUffner@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    2 months ago

    Sink it in the deep ocean then, let’s see it burn there!!! Wait, what do you mean wood floats? Bah, details!

    • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
      2·
      2 months ago

      You have to first carve the wood into wooden ducks. Since wood and ducks both float, this cancels out their buoyancy.